Daily Ridiculosity

The ridiculous things people say…

02.03.10 February 3, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 4:26 pm
  • Mere: He said we have to talk down to them.
  • Moi: What does that mean?
  • Mere: When you asked them if they had a venue, they didn’t know what that meant.
  • Moi: What?!
  • Mere: They had to go look it up.
  • Moi: Pray for me.
  • Mere: Okay, just remember don’t be overly verbose.
 

01.20.10 January 22, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 2:10 am
  • Moi: But, I am anorexic by accident.
 

01.20.10 January 22, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 2:09 am
  • Moi: Today, I had to tell someone that I am not Chinese.
 

01.20.10 January 22, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 2:08 am
  • Set-up: Conversation about resumes.
  • Moi: Why is yours so long?
  • 1565: Because I’m a hustler.
 

01.14.10 January 15, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 9:13 pm
  • Azob: Did you get my email?
  • Moi: Yes, but I chose not to respond because there is no such thing as Bananarama.
  • Azob: Yet.
 

01.15.10 January 15, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 9:11 pm
  • Moi: I am so offended.
  • Ma mere: Again?
 

01.14.10 January 15, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 4:35 am
  • Moi: You say milk funny.
  • 1565: What.
  • Moi: You say the word milk in a funny way.
  • 1565: No, I don’t.
  • Moi: Say this sentence. He took his pillow to the mirror to look for milk.
  • 1565: He took his girlfriend to the fridge to throw a pie in her face.
 

01.13.10 January 13, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akaya @ 4:43 pm
  • Ma mere: I had a dream last night that the big boss gave me an award for $4000.
  • Moi: Really.
  • Ma mere: But I haven’t done any work today, so I better go.
  • Moi: You called me.
 

01.10.10 January 13, 2010

Filed under: 1565, Uncategorized — Akaya @ 3:35 pm
  • Moi: So, are you saying that you don’t have emotions.
  • 1565: Ofcourse I have emotions, they are just robotic.
 

01.13.10 January 13, 2010

Filed under: Family Foolishness, Uncategorized — Akaya @ 3:31 pm

Ma mere:  I am going to Hawaii!!
Moi:  Why?
Ma mere: I love pineapples, you know that.