Daily Ridiculosity

02.03.10

Akaya — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:26:43 +0000

Mere: He said we have to talk down to them.
Moi: What does that mean?
Mere: When you asked them if they had a venue, they didn’t know what that meant.
Moi: What?!
Mere: They had to go look it up.
Moi: Pray for me.
Mere: Okay, just remember don’t be overly verbose.

01.20.10

Akaya — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:10:52 +0000

Moi: But, I am anorexic by accident.

01.20.10

Akaya — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:09:40 +0000

Moi: Today, I had to tell someone that I am not Chinese.

01.20.10

Akaya — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:08:13 +0000

Set-up: Conversation about resumes.

Moi: Why is yours so long?
1565: Because I’m a hustler.

01.14.10

Akaya — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:13:29 +0000

Azob: Did you get my email?
Moi: Yes, but I chose not to respond because there is no such thing as Bananarama.
Azob: Yet.

01.15.10

Akaya — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:11:58 +0000

Moi: I am so offended.
Ma mere: Again?

01.14.10

Akaya — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:35:45 +0000

Moi: You say milk funny.
1565: What.
Moi: You say the word milk in a funny way.
1565: No, I don’t.
Moi: Say this sentence. He took his pillow to the mirror to look for milk.
1565: He took his girlfriend to the fridge to throw a pie in her face.

01.13.10

Akaya — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:43:22 +0000

Ma mere: I had a dream last night that the big boss gave me an award for $4000.
Moi: Really.
Ma mere: But I haven’t done any work today, so I better go.
Moi: You called me.

01.10.10

Akaya — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:35:54 +0000

Moi: So, are you saying that you don’t have emotions.
1565: Ofcourse I have emotions, they are just robotic.

01.13.10

Akaya — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:31:15 +0000

Ma mere: I am going to Hawaii!!
Moi: Why?
Ma mere: I love pineapples, you know that.